I really want the phrase “I’d date you so hard” to be a thing. Like “I’d date that girl so hard, I’d like bake her cookies whenever she was sad, and like keep a blanket in my room for when she gets cold, and like, will watch movies in bed all the time, and maybe fuck a bit, then cuddle so hard, and like make dinner together.”

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My therapist just told me a joke.

nehoynehoy14:

lilysinthefall:

professorfangirl:

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

SIT DOWN.

i don’t get it

I feel like this is an inside joke that I am not getting

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‎’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is attacking women for their right to say no.

And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you on it.  (via madgay)
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